brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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