Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Randomize
