Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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