WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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