i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I need a beard to bite.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
