Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I think your dad took our porno
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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