Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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