I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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