I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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