I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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