his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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