Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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