Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
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Quick, to the slutcave!
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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