so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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