If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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