is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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