found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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