yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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