Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So vagazzling was a success
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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