Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
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See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I see more hoeing in ur future
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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