are you still at the devil's house?
I don't think brook has ever known best
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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