Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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