ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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