did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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