You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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