ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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