If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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