The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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