yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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