Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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