This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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