this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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