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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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