I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
not ubering you a puppy
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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