watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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