I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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