Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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