i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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