And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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