you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
