I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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