U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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