Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize