does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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