Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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