Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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