I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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