Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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