I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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