I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
then he tried to convert me to islam
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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