Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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