Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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