Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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