the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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