So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
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I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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