dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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