do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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