They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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