I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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