Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
