Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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