yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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